About the Writer

Faux

Little Johnny has a glum look about him as he walks into the classroom and sits at his desk.
“What’s wrong, Johnny?” The teacher asks.
“I had a really shitty weekend”
“Johnny, we don’t use that language!”
“I had a really bad weekend.  A fucking car hit my dog!”
“Johnny, language! I’m very sorry to hear that.  How did it happen?”
“He was running in the street and a car hit him right in the ass!”
“Rectum.”
“Wrecked him? Damn near killed him!”