I’m not a twit, twat, tweeter, or user of twitter.   Instead of avoiding it and not caring about it, I simply cannot find a way to make it useful for my own life, unlike our celebrity friends.  An article on msn.com today pointed out that SnoopDogg is now on twitter and we call follow him.  Well, surely I clicked on…

Snoop Dogg is following 227 people.  One of those is Buzz Aldrin.  Alright.  Sweet.
Buzz Aldrin is following 20 people, of course snoopdoog is one, and “Dre'” (Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em) another.
Back to Buzz, who is also following John Cleese, Larry King, NASA, Popular Mechanics, The Post, The Times, Scientific American, and Talib Kweli Greene.

Cross-referencing these I’ve noticed a trend with some names in Twitter.
For example, Dre’ has in parentheses Soulja Boy Tell ‘Em, while Buzz Aldrin has therealBuzz.
Apparently there are real and fake people we should be watching out for…
Rocket Hero = RealRocketHero

There’s another branding amongst twitter users or twoozers as I just called them:
starbuzzlisa = Lisa Cannon
starbuzz_xtina = Christina Rasch
(following each other, Buzz, and Rocket Hero).

Starting over…. Oprah is following:
THE_REAL_SHAQ
Huge Jackman (RealHughJackman)

Oprah and Snoop had Larry King as a common denominator and that brought me to
Dane Cook (danecook) who is following some flock of brilliant successful comics including:
Dave Attell, Jimmy Fallon, and “Weird” Al Yankovic…

Mr. Yankovic is supposedly following Rob Zombie and Tony Hawk.  Does that mean he’ll appear in an upcoming Guitar Hero?
Tony Hawk is following Felcia Day who is following Eliza Dushku (ElizaPatricia) Who is following Alyssa Milano and Christina Applegate who is following Matthew Perry (langfordperry),  who each have a Pictures/Thumbnails that are washed out with tons of green.

Stephen Colbert tweeted one of my favorite pickup lines “Does this smell like chloroform to you?”
Special place in my heart.

IT’S A TANGLED WEB OF LIES!!! CAN’T YOU SEE THEM???